Bike filled up with gas, bags packed, future unknown….is there a more liberating feeling than the departure of an adventure? I think not. I couldn’t resist. When I saw the name on the map, I had to double-check and make sure it was really true. Wow, seriously, people actually called a town “condom”? This is … Continue reading
It’s the morning of my departure, June 8th 2011, and I’m contemplating facial hair artwork. Staring into the bathroom mirror, I feel like a solider ready for battle. My beard is a dense as Frotto’s forest in Lord of the Rings, and my blade is a like a dull weapon……………………….I already feel defeated. I’m 25% … Continue reading
Vegas has opened up the betting for My French Wine Adventure (A motorcycle trip around France on a insufficient small motorcycle and insufficient funds). Get shot at by angry French farmer for camping in his field: … Continue reading
I was planning to be in Europe all summer, and needed a mode of transportation that would allow me to blend in with the Euros and look good doing it. Obviously, a hovercraft was first my choice. However, I didn’t want my French girlfriend to become insanely jealous when all the topless, European woman gather … Continue reading